yeah, the birthday is coming up soon.
<3
happy pre-bday to L.Jane

when you are reading this [assuming it will be thursday] i want you to sit and think about how mundane your day is. thursdays... no quite fridays... nothing special ...
for YOU that is.
so you will be sitting there bored, wondering what to eat for lunch, i will be seeing gym class heroes, mc chris, the bronx, every time i die, and against me!!!
[and the rest of the warped tour line up as seen below]
[3oh!3, A Day to Remember, Against Me!, Aggrolites, Alesana, All That Remains, All Time Low, Anberlin, Angels and Airwaves, Beat Union, Between The Trees, Big Drill Car, Bring Me the Horizon, Charlotte Sometimes, Classic Crime, Cobra Starship, Confide, D.I., Dr. Manhattan, Evergreen Terrace, Everytime I Die, Fear, Forever The Sickest Kids, Four Year Strong, From First to Last, GBH, Gym Class Heroes, H2O, Horrorpops, Katy Perry, Lordz, Ludo, MC Chris, MIA, Motion City Soundtrack, Natives of the New Dawn, Norma Jean, ORESKABAND, Panima, Protest The Hero, Reel Big Fish, Relient K, Rise Against, Say Anything, Set Your Goals, Shwayze, Sky Eats Airplane, Story of the Year, Street Dogs, T.S.O.L., The Academy Is..., The Audition, The Briggs, The Bronx, The Devil Wears Prada, The Fabulous Rudies, The Germs, The Human Abstract, The Vandals, We the Kings]

its ok, you can hate me.
<3

ok, so i dont get high on any sort of regular basis [... apologies prior to my stoned rambling if none of this makes sense]

so a friend came over to visit and post smoking time we started talking about swimming.
i told her i could swim... but i have never been a strong swimmer.
then i thought back to girl scout camp circa 1994...
and how they made us do swimming endurance so none of us drowned.
i got a red cap cause i could only hold my head out of the water, and you my dear got a green cap. Green caps meant you could swim freely in the pool and red caps meant that you had to stay in the shallow end. i can remember this situation pretty easily...
then i remembered something that probly has had some affect on me as an adult...
there were only a small hand full of gals who had red caps. ... 1 was a girl with 1 leg.
>_>
yeah.
thats my memory and i thought of you ;)

im looking for someone to learn this with me.

soo with as little as my pasty behind sees the sunlight, and since this is the most beautiful day weve had since weve been out here in California, i decide to slip on my bikini and paint for a while on the balcony. ... then since and only since i didnt feel like i had gotten as much sun as i wanted, i went up on the roof of the apt complex and layed out for a bit.
now with all this being said, my left thigh is roasted to a crisp, and my back for that matter but pretty much didnt get any sun anywhere else.

right now i can say i have burning loins and it isnt a lie.

but i got some aloe and some sorbet so life is ok.

i feel like a complete cluster fuck today.
its one of those days where- ehh- about 1/2 way through you realize the only way to fix what has been wronged is to STOP, go back home, snooze for about 15min and wake up and start ALLLLLL over again.
>_<
they gave me a nickname today at work ...
Lightning rod...
because im a disaster waiting to happen.
never had a nickname before...
unless the occasional "BITCH!" or "Sweetheart" count.


time seems to be standing still [amungst my calamity inducing self]

well shit, let us go wreck havoc some more! whaddya say!???

soooo it looks like im going to a concert alone this weekend...
a queen tribute band...
fucking awesome.

wish the california peoples could appreciate queen like i do.

/shrug

so i can come and go as i want... and drink... and spend my money on what i want, but sometimes i just dont feel like dealing with the responsibility of it all...
my health:
my shoulder is killing me, getting worse for days now, shoulder spurs? regaurdless=ouchie[makes me wanna cut it off]. and i have a bumpy/lumpy[cancer?] in my other arm pit... of course this isnt medically verified but its me after all, queen hypochondriac and ruler of all that is bad luck...
my insurance:
the car is almost in my name, fuck some geico, allstate, state farm... i want to walk to work and not deal with it...

im just tired of it all... i want to be adopted by some yuppy californian that will just take care of me, drive me around and wash my cloths [which btw thats all im fucking doing tomorrow... like 5+ loads of clothes. i just dont want to play. i want a tall mixed drink, full body massage and a comfy couch to hang out on for days. get this... im coming back to AL in april for gpa's wedding, and that, being the longest time off in quite some time- is gunna be rushing around, [happy to see family of course] but CA to AL and back in a weekend=no good im sure.

im done, if anyone wants to become my personal assistant for 1/2 a pack of smokes a day, lemme know.
k,tx.

its only with the heart that you can see clearly, whats essential is invisible to the eye.

<3

i want a body massage. and a nap.

yeah- that sounds good.

1. California is beautiful.
the people are alot nicer than originally thought. the weather, even in february its
sunny during the day, and nice and cool at night.
2. My job is amazing.
we see exotics regularly, just as many bunnies, rats, rabbits, snakes, reptiles and
birds as we see cats and dogs, and the staff has been so patient with me relearning
everything that has to do with them. drama is not accepted which is a big change from
before. although i have a pretty icky commute, i have an awesome gal to carpool with.
[and i only work 4 days a week!!]
3. Me and steven are doing absolutely wonderful. aside from be being so tired from my 11
hour work days, that when i get home i pretty much feel like eating and passing the hell
out, we both have the same off days, so that means, [when hes not doing homework] we get
to hang out alot. i was kinda scared we'd get on each other's nerves, but we dont, and
were super happy :)
4. Steven is doing great in school, although i think he isnt being challenged as much as he
should, he is more creative than ever [disregard the sacrelige] hehe

http://www.asphyxia-graphics.com/files/BB.jpg


that is it.
for now atleast

its beginning to feel like home!!! [ill post real pictures when stevens computer shows up!]
















this shits swank.
[oh an my favorite!]





it was fun lol, it all came in huge boxes... with 1-010230824308 little parts and screws and stuff... and its a diy kinds store [ikea.com] so i dunno, considering we got all of it for a very reasonable price... anywho, now that were not playing handy man/woman its fun :D
california is a blast.
dont hate.
O! i got a job too, its super cool:)
yeah us!

ok well, were on the other side of the country!

[yes, san diego is the shit, dont be jealous!]

but yeah... hobos, and targets with escalators and buggy escalators and so much town, i think it would take me all day to drive the perimeter of this place...

and mountains!

its crazy man... craziness i tell you.
ill put pictures up when we can :D

ok ive got a case of the shakes.
i got Super Mario Galaxy... and its fuckin' awesome! Tony worded it perfectly: "For every star you get, you ahve to do something incredible!"

BUT
[and a big but at that...]

ive got boss anxiety.
but BOWSER anxiety especially... i mean, my pulse races, i get the shakes soooo bad, i get super freaked out and i cant think. its very lame, but its always been like that, i mean, i can play mario until the cows come home, but i gotta get someone to fight him, cause i cant. and mother fucking believe this... i promised steven i'd be a big girl and finish the game by myself. fighting bowser included...
and i fight him and i die. i almost had that douche and i died... no biggie. but when i go to re-try him, ive got the shakes so bad i can barely hold the wii remote.

i feel like a very big tard cause of this.
so umm. im gunna go take a shower to calm my nerves.
gosh.

well things are a changin'...
im moved out of that apartment complex... and in with my boy
and nextweekish off to the other side of the country...
claw foot baths and 12a walgreens runs for comet, a scrub brush adn chocolate... cause ya know- /shrug
twizzlers and cuddle time, hellos and goodbyes, super mario galaxies... plans and planning... oh, and we went out on like a 3 couple date the other afternoon, and watched the sea monster movie at the imax theatre, then to see the grossology stuff... it was super cool.
ive had an incredibly unproductive weekend and i enjoyed every last friggin' minute of it.

im gunna miss mobile, but i dotn think it will miss me, and im ok with that :)

i'd be jinxing myself if i said the stress level couldnt get any higher...
but good god... i need an escape like pronto.
i just gave away my goldfish.
my little burt reynolds.
:(
i dont think i'll get another when ever we get wherever were going...
packing up my stuff, and moving 2x in 1 month is hte suck...
[not just packing, but leaving enough stuff unpacked to live another few weeks, with out having to really unpack/repack shit=the suckevenworse]
my favorite jeans just ripped and now im pantsless and the garbage just got a new pair. :/
i need a hot bath and a hug.
and some stress taken off me.
and im taking a break be it out there or here ... cause i want to be the one who doesnt have to work for a while.

yeah, im moving :D
and i have a goldfish, very healthy, food, a 10 gallon tank, rocks, medicine for the water and stuff... and it can be yours.
i love him, but goldfish arnt fun for moving across town/cross country.
his name is burt reynolds cause he has a mustach when hes happy :D
[seriously]
if you want him... as long as you feed him atleast 1x every 2 days and take care of him... he can be yours.
=D

im moving!! were finally moving in together:) im excited... but moving is a huge hassle, so let positive energy flow my way prease!

and not just that, but we probly moving to California in a few months!
[that move will be more stressful 10fold]

let good joojoo flow my way please.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LACI JANE POOPOOHEAD.

September is:
Self Improvement Month, Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month, International Square Dance Month, Cable TV Month, National Bed Check Month, National Chicken Month, National Courtesy Month, National Honey Month, National Mind Mapping Month, National Piano Month, National Rice Month, National Papaya Month, and Classical Music Month


my bday:September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day

lacijane:September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day

thats fucking incredible. ... so please, mutilate in the name of me!

btw, birthday presents are ALWAYS accepted.